you said I was gonna be a mermaid
1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Black and White
First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.
this is the most important thing right now.
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
things to not put in your butt
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg
Meanwhile at Coachella